breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

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super-who-locked-in:

josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

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theboyfriendstagram:

part 23/?

Zayn Malik appreciation post

Harry | Louis | Niall | Liam

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rosewolfy:

Endless list of favorite movies: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

↳ Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

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conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

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smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

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rain-force:

"smile you are being filmed :)"
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  •  *pencil drops*
  • me: could this day get any worse
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