one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
occupation: ugly friend
Zayn Malik appreciation post
Endless list of favorite movies: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)
↳ Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
"smile you are being filmed :)"